This guy needs a compass to direct

That megaphone looks like the cheap cheerleader-type, I know. Cheap megaphone, not cheap cheerleader. I wanted this cheerleader Skipper (Barbie's little sister) real bad for my birthday once. She came with pom poms and a megaphone. And sneakers. I got a different Skipper instead and I wasn't having it. So it was returned to the store and exchanged for the one I wanted. What a jerk. Me, not the doll.