Who said that?

I'm on ventriloquism this week because my dad was raving about this dude, Terry Fator, from America's Got Talent: youtube link . Worth a look, haha!
Just imagine the awesome tricks you could play on people if you really could throw your voice, forget making a doll in your lap chatter on!

Sit on it

One thing I always wanted as a child was a treehouse. One time, my friend and I spend an afternoon lugging old lumber down the street from her yard to mine, and we made a good pile down by the woods. We didn't have any nails and weren't allowed to use a saw. Then my dad made me get rid of the wood because it was killing the grass.