What I meant is, they always tell you to wash your hands after handling library books. In elementary school, remember?

Missed a couple days because I actually was sick! But I got to battle many a troll and joined the order of Knights of my choosing. I was playing a lot of Puzzle Quest on my DS. So much fun in such a tiny package.

Sailing over a cardboard sea

I used to know how to make a paper crane and a paper frog -- that jumps! And I tried paper cups one time, but they really aren't very practical.

Freebies

I don't know if they make you save up for free stuff anymore; they just give away DVDs and stuff right in the cereal box. No wait time. This is why children have short attention spans these days, not because of video games and the internet.

Grhaauuuuuuuuw

I don't really know how to spell the sound a wookiee makes.
There's a very interesting wookiee article at Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wookiee

Always wear your helmet

Nope, still can't draw a bike. And I almost fell off my new bike last week trying to go over the bloody snow left on the trail, haha.

Yeah! Bring back the dinosaurs!!

I think I heard a little while ago that "scientists" have found a way to use dinosaur DNA, similar to what they did in Jurassic Park. Am I crazy? Did anybody else hear that? Anyhow, I think that's bad news. Don't mess around with the nature like that. If they're all dead, there must be a good reason. Also, check out an awesome daily dinosaur comic here: Qwantz.com

Fishy

I always wanted some pet fish, but I don't really think I could handle the responsibility of tank cleaning, not to mention the short life spans. Once when I was house-sitting, the pet newt died and dried up like a piece of jerky. I gave it a buriel at sea.

Supergirl Remodled

Here's what I posted at The Engine, where they've invited people to remake Supergirl (among others). I thought this is the version that would be distributed at dentist offices and elementary schools.

Tap tap tap

I'd watch Size Small when I was little, and I'd run to the kitchen to get spoons when Friend Record came on. But by the time I got back to the TV he would be finishing up. I don't know why I didn't learn to just keep a set in the living room. I could have been a spoonin' virtuoso.